Last night I happened to scroll through the TV guide and spotted Swordfish was on, so settled down to watch the hacking exploits of Hugh Jackman.
It was being shown on commercial Channel 5, which as a commercial channel airs advertising frequently throughout the film. And within the first 25 minutes, the adverts had annoyed me so much with their disruption I’d switched on my Xbox, fired up Lovefilm, found Swordfish and watched it on there instead.
Solving TV advertising:
The problem with watching any commercial television channel is the disruption of the advertising. Occasionally there’s an advert interesting enough to merit watching the first couple of times you see it, but inevitably it’s all shown repeatedly until you lose interest in the products and switch off completely.
And while there may be some benefits to reinforcing the incessant brand messages in my subconscious, it’s not like I don’t already have enough cars, foods or gadgets bookmarked and saved as potential future purchases.
But what options exist for a commercial broadcaster? The BBC is funded by TV license payments, so can show films without adverts, as can any service behind a pay-wall.
Well, my suggestion, which I’ve proposed to various print and radio companies with different levels of success is simple:
- Stop showing adverts in the middle of programmes. Show them at the end. The risk of people using that time to get a drink or go to the toilet still exists even when you disrupt millions of pounds invested in an entertaining show or film.
- Invest more human effort and technology to show hyper-relevant advertising, and take a cut of the affiliate revenue as well.
So what does that actually mean? Take Swordfish as an example – at the end of the film, when people have hopefully enjoyed the film and it may have sparked one or more ideas in their heads, you display items based on the key themes, e.g:
- Want to know the real stories of hacking? Check out books by Kevin Mitnick, the real world’s most famous hacker on Amazon. Amazon Link
- Want to drive the same TVR as John Travolta? Get a Tuscan from as little as £11,500. Autotrader link.
- Want to be an elite hacker? You’ll need a top spec PC. Check out these beauties from Alienware. Alienware link.
For the broadcast transmission, it’d mean having some stock adverts which could be easily changed in line with programming which makes it worthwhile, but there are ways to automate much of this, and also expand on it for digital distribution.
And suddenly as a single male whose entire broadcast TV output on commercial channels consists of the Big Bang Theory and Ice Road Truckers (Everyone has their guilty pleasures), I’ll find myself actually going through the order process to find out how much an Alienware PC would actually cost me, or looking at what it might take to actually pass the HGV test and be licensed to drive a lorry, rather than seeing adverts for ladies clothing or new cars that I’ll never be interested in.
It’d mean changes to the advertising industry, and the booking software and procedures, but suddenly you can start laser-targeting instead of carpet bombing. Because increasingly the collateral damage of advertising will be pushing more people to the ever-increasing and ever simpler alternatives.


